I rolled into Ironstock. The sun had baked my left arm red.
Just lookin' for someplace where I could buy a severed head.
Hey mister can you tell me why these folks look like the living dead?
He just laughed and shook his head "It's Ironstock" is all he said.

I want an Animated Annie
And I want it for free
I want an Animated Annie
And... trade me for an FCG.

I strolled up to a table, Celynn said I had to sign in.
She said if I didn't, then I could never win.
Well I'd like some prizes, so she handed me a pen.
I wrote my name, got my badge, and I moseyed right on in.

I want an Animated Annie
And I want it for free
I want an Animated Annie
And... trade me for an FCG.

I started lookin' all around, there was spooky stuff everywhere.
Folks were playin' with dead things, and I just had to stare.
I saw ghosts and goblins, and there's a dragon over there.
And severed heads, some were bald, and some had long stringy hair.

I want an Animated Annie
And I want it for free
I want an Animated Annie
And... trade me for an FCG.

I met a fella from Virginia. He put a green drink in my hand.
He said "Go ahead and have one. Well anybody can."
Then he started webbin' the whole place with a funny lookin' fan.
Well I thought to myself, what an odd little white haired man.

I want an Animated Annie
And I want it for free
I want an Animated Annie
And... trade me for an FCG.

Strange people were everywhere, all playin' with skulls and bones.
Some of them were cuttin' burlap, and some were carvin' foam.
There were creepy sounds all around, like screams and deep, deep moans.
It looks like I found a place where I could finally feel at home.

I want an Animated Annie
And I want it for free
I want an Animated Annie
And... trade me for an FCG.