We're Haunt Family
I got the Bitch Sisters with me
We're Haunt Family
Get up everybody and scream

Everyone can see we are scary
We can make kids cry
And we know there are some who are wary
This we can't deny
All of the people around us they know
We can take a joke
Just let me state for the record
We're pretty clever at scaring folk.

We're Haunt Family
I got the Bitch Sisters with me
We're Haunt Family
Get up everybody and scream

Scaring folks is fun and we've just begun
To cause our share of the biggest frights
High hopes we have for October
And our biggest nights
No-- we don't give a damn
Here's what we call our Golden Rule
We do the things that we want to do
Don't say we can't, oh no--we can be evil too