They say we're strange, but we all know
A special place all haunters want to go
There's demos and lots of seminars
We race around in little coffin cars

June
Ironstock's in June.
Ironstock's in June.

We'll have some fun, learn how to scare
Like where to hide and how to spook with air
We'll get dressed up for the Weasel Ball
Have some drinks and hang out at the hall

June
Ironstock's in June.
Ironstock's in June.

I got burlap and some string
We could make that girl from The Ring
I've got some foam, just lying about
I'll make a tombstone, you make it jump out!

So let them say your hair's too long
As long as I don't see you in a thong.
Just once a year, don't make me beg
Don't want you to scamper up my leg

June
Ironstock's in June.
Ironstock's in June.

I can make a crank ghost fly
Chrissy and Celynn say hi
Wormy makes a dot room glow
Merlin hosts the fashion show
Bourno makes his phantom roam
I can carve tombstones from foam
LadyIron's the prize MC
Witchypoo don't have a weave

Ironstock's in June

Ironstock's in June
Ironstock's in June
Ironstock's in June