Seems I’ve got to build a brand new scene
Got to be good enough to wet some jeans
I’ll make a monster that’s real big and mean
He must be scary enough to spook the teens
But nothing here is what it really seems
And I won’t be happy till I make them scream

We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself
We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself

Our haunt will open up on Halloween night
We spent six weeks getting it all set up right
Making sure it works, and it just might
Got spooky music and lots of black lights
I checked all the wires to make sure they’re all tight
We only have one shot for that really good fright

We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself
We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself

I spent a week reworking last year’s maze
Made fog chillers for some really cool haze
There’s no more sleep because today’s the day
Mix up some blood to splatter all over the place
Open in an hour so now we’ve got to race
Just got time to dress then paint my face

We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself
We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself

We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself
We scare ‘em all night
I’ll scare ‘em real good myself