Just take that old Bucky off the shelf
I'm gonna corpse that sucker by myself
You know I'll get that kit from Gore Galore
He'll scare those little kids right out of the door

Get me some cheesecloth and some latex too
I might use Kleenex and some Elmer's glue
Well I've heard that it's really easy to do
I got instructions from you know who

I wanna an old time scary ghoul
And I want him to look real cool
There's only one sure place to learn what to do
Well Ironstock's the place for me and you

Getting' ready for a Halloween bash
I'm gonna save myself a load of cash
There's lots of vendors so I can't pass
I might even find a Billy Bass

Well Ironstock is the place to be
There's lots of spookin' and it's all for free
Late at night we venture to the hall
Cause there ain't nothin' like the Weasel Ball

I wanna an old time scary ghoul
And I want him to look real cool
There's only one sure place to learn what to do
Well Ironstock's the place for me and you

I wanna an old time scary ghoul
And I want him to look real cool
There's only one sure place to learn what to do
Well Ironstock's the place for me and you

I wanna an old time scary ghoul
And I want him to look real cool
There's only one sure place to learn what to do
Well Ironstock's the place for me and you

I wanna an old time scary ghoul
And I want him to look real cool
There's only one sure place to learn what to do
Well Ironstock's the place for me and you