I took a walk around the ball to see what I forgot
I left my wife lying somewhere in the parking lot
I got in Keeba’s van, went back to the hotel
I wasn't feelin' very well, yeah

I got in Keeba's van, went back to the hotel
After all I knew I was too drunk to try and drive myself
I really don't mind it happens once a year
As long as my friends are here, give a cheer


If I get drunk and dance will you still call me Ironman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be here, part of my clan?
You'll party by my side at the Weasel Ball
That rocks Ironstock


You called me weird, you called me freak
We had a blast I hear you shriek
We take for granted all the time that
Thirsty volunteers

I stumbled in and raised my glass
This party really kicks some ass.
We all thank Thirsty
For playing all these years !!!

If I get drunk and dance will you still call me Ironman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be here, part of my clan?
You'll party by my side at the Weasel Ball
That rocks Ironstock


Halloween is made of this
Normal folks might disagree
Some of them think it's a disease
Everybody's scaring up something.


If I get drunk and dance will you still call me Ironman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be here, part of my clan?
You'll party by my side at the Weasel Ball
That rocks Ironstock


YEAHHHHHHHH


If I get drunk and dance will you still call me Ironman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be here, part of my clan?
You'll party by my side at the Weasel Ball
That rocks Ironstock