In Tell City there is a place that we call Ironstock
It’s a place that every haunter wants to go
And the internet friends you’ll know
Come and say hello.

At the fairgrounds is the place they have the weasel ball
And the seminars and demos in the shade
Come see how your favorite prop is made
Meet some people who are very strange

Ironstock is always free and always fun.
Here beneath the warm Midwestern sun
I sit and meanwhile back

In Tell City there is a guy we know as Ironman
And his wife that we all know as the Lady I.
They like to keep our expectations high,
Way up to the sky.

Ironstock is always free and always fun.
End of June and in the sun
In summer, meanwhile back

At the front there is a table where we all sign in
Where we get a name tag and start out the day
And then we all get settled in to stay
And enjoy the day

At the Weasel Ball we drink and dance the night away
While we’re all dressed in our most outlandish clothes
At the Weasel Ball that’s how it goes
Cause the people here, are very strange.
Ironstock is always free and always fun.
Here beneath the warm Midwestern sun
I sit and meanwhile back

Ironstock is always free and always fun.
Here beneath the warm Midwestern sun
Ironstock