Will you help me now?
Cause I'm going to Hack this Dougie
Make neighbors scream
Make something I can talk about
I'm stripping down my Dougie

Internet pictures of other haunts
Gazing in envy all I see
My friends have them on their front porch
And in the yard
I want a Dougie all for me

So I strip Doug down
Pull those branches, leave the eyelids there
See the jaw move
This will work out so wonderfully
Hacking a Dougie this season.

Must find some creepy song to play
It can not be too high or low
And when you synch the words just right
And its all right
That is I think its not too bad

Now I build a face
This is going to be so scary
Latex feels real
Put fake hair right over there
Hacking a Dougie this season

Finished my Dougie, just in time
Put by the coffin so they see
Under the large black glowing light
And it looks so great
I know my friends will all agree

Now it is my night
And they're walking up onto my drive
Oh how they scream
Its what Halloween's all about

Hacking a Dougie this season
Hacking a Dougie this season
Hacking a Dougie this season