Here come Kanaka, he been corpsin a Bucky
He got light up eyeballs, he one Halloween junky
He got latex all over his jeans
Got to be a haunter cause he scares all the teens

He carve a gator, he build big mosquito
He eat severed pinkies, he drink rum and cola
He say "I scare you, and you fear me"
Come on through my vortex and I'll make you pee
Haunt together, right now, come join me

He dig his yard up and he make it all swampy
He make it real foggy, and it not like Hawaii
He got snake hangin from the tree
Got to look real close cause there is so much to see
Haunt together, right now, come join me

He got Wahine, she make all the costume
She do all the sewin, make some big green fairy
He say 'Got to go hang my FCG'
Gonna make this year the best it ever be
Haunt together, right now, come join me

Let's Haunt together
Let's Haunt together
Let's Haunt together