Hey there home haunters, trick or treaters at your feet
You give out the candy the kids like to eat
You'll make a dot room in a darkened tent
Don't bother with a budget, you'll blow every cent

September first you come up with your grand plan
Takes two months to get it close to done
All that work and just to scare the children
See if you can make them run

Come on home haunters, got to make the best
Work all night on your props, there's no time for rest

See if you can make them run

We are home haunters, we make severed heads
And we decorate our yards with the living dead

Halloween is right around the corner
And right now everything is just half done
Wanna hear some whimpering, cries and moaning
See if you can make them run

Hey there home haunters, trick or treaters at your feet
You give out the candy that's so hard to beat