There’s a lady I know who carves tombstones out of foam
And she’s traveling cross country to Ironstock
And when she gets there she knows she’ll see goblins and ghosts
But you know that’s really what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she travels cross country to Ironstock

Well she takes some extra cash because she wants to be sure
She knows that there’ll be vendors at the fairgrounds
There will be heads from Gore Galore, body parts and even more
And she knows that she can pick up several bargains

Ohh she likes to wander
Ohh she likes to wander

There’s a Halloween fest and it’s held in the mid-west
And there’s hundreds of haunters there for meeting
In her dreams she has seen corpses hanging from trees
And they're powered by windshield wiper motors

Ohh she likes to wander
Ohh she really likes to wander

And it’s coming up soon, it’s the last weekend in June
Haunters will celebrate their season
There are demos for all, and at night the Weasel Ball
And the fairgrounds will echo with laughter

You’ve got too many props in your store room
Don’t be alarmed now
You can trade them at the prop swap
Well now’s the time to clean your attic
And your closets
Trade them for some ‘new to you’ props

And she likes to wander

The Weasel Ball is calling her to
Dress up and party
The things she sees there are amazing
She sees things she has only dreamed of
In her nightmares
And the fairgrounds warmed in the summers wind

And she travels down the road
Her thoughts are locked on one main goal
She shares a dream that we all know
She’s going to stage a Halloween show
It’ll look all creepy and old
Building out won’t be so very hard
Ideas are coming very fast
Gotta be ready by next fall
Her haunt is gonna rock and roll

And she’s traveling back home from Ironstock